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Wed May 08, 2024
	I'm a newly married American influencer and I want your Instagram name because it is my new name. Also, I don't that is your real name as that is unique in America. What do you mean you're not in America? I'm going need to see proof source: dailymail.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	5
	Day 805 of WW3. Two colonels arrested in plot to assassinate Zelenskyy. Mordor launches another hissy-fit missile and drone barrage, most of which is shot down, and Ukraine makes the finals at Eurovision. This is your Wednesday Ukraine War thread source: kyivindependent.com \| share: Copy Link	16
	AstraZeneca announces that it will no longer manufacture a COVID vaccine on news that Americans don't even remember what COVID is anymore source: cnn.com \| share: Copy Link	25
	My father died the same way source: cbc.ca \| share: Copy Link	30
	And the number one US state for education is...Florida? source: tampabay.com \| share: Copy Link	33
	Police trying to solve the mystery of a dismembered corpse did not have a leg to stand on, but the American health care industry provided a clue in their hour of kneed source: wdtn.com \| share: Copy Link	8
	Traveling around the world without work is so exhausting so this is what I did to relax and enjoy it, says person you will hate source: cnbc.com \| share: Copy Link	37
	English Victorian debtor's prisons found this one weird trick to make sure their prisoners got their 10,000 steps in. As you might have guessed it did not involve doing anything productive or leaving prison alive source: boingboing.net \| share: Copy Link	32
	After leak reveals potential corruption in Alaska's Permanent fund, the board moves swiftly to... find the leaker and hush things up source: juneauempire.com \| share: Copy Link	16
	♫ Well, he's just an excitable boy ♫ source: firstcoastnews.com \| share: Copy Link	23
	Protests are supposed to be disruptive and disorderly source: theguardian.com \| share: Copy Link	27
(Some Guy)	Gave proof through the night, that the NORKs were still there source: defence-blog.com \| share: Copy Link	26
	Man arrested for stalking surgeon who left him with extreeeeeemely irritable bowel syndrome source: thedailybeast.com \| share: Copy Link	32

Tue May 07, 2024
	Missing Canadian trucker was last seen at his rig, so police search the entire province for two weeks before actually checking inside the truck source: cbc.ca \| share: Copy Link	21
	California couple lets bear family visit to swim in their pool. Well, not like they have a lot of choice in the matter. They're farking BEARS source: theguardian.com \| share: Copy Link	17
	This will fire up Fox and Friends for a while source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	76
	Slaughterhouse Fine source: cnn.com \| share: Copy Link	25
	The UK is closed, border guard out front shoulda told ya source: news.sky.com \| share: Copy Link	53
	Everyone's favorite bridge is no match for Garbage Day source: youtube.com \| share: Copy Link	37
	Panic strikes as Delta flight 604 elects a new Pope after landing source: kiro7.com \| share: Copy Link	17
	It's Arizona. So of course the first big wildfire of the year would be started by people target shooting in the desert source: azfamily.com \| share: Copy Link	35
	Instagramming every damn thing you eat is annoying enough, but maybe you should avoid doing that if you're dating a drug lord source: nypost.com \| share: Copy Link	48
	Photoshop this one-sided battle source: live.staticflickr.com \| share: Copy Link	12
	Meanwhile in Baltimore, MV Dali to be blowed up. Yep. Blowed up real good source: wbal.com \| share: Copy Link	46
	On this day in history, in 1763 Ottawa Chief Pontiac's Rebellion against the British began, a military uprising which only ended when he was found broken down on the side of the road source: history.com \| share: Copy Link	10
	Flowers and candy might work. But it's guaranteed that locking your ex in a crawl space is no way to win her back source: patch.com \| share: Copy Link	21
	3 Tornado warnings so far as we move into Tornado Party day 2. Chicagoland, Indiana, and Ohio are targeted this evening, but the action is starting with Michigan.. and more to come. Join us on Ryan Hall's stream source: youtube.com \| share: Copy Link	75
	California puts a drop in the bucket for the first time in four years source: abc7.com \| share: Copy Link	28
	Paris to Seattle flight forced to land in Iqaluit, doubling the town's population source: cbc.ca \| share: Copy Link	32
	This property is a real zero source: zillow.com \| share: Copy Link	84
	Sat in your car lately? Congratulations, you have cancer source: wral.com \| share: Copy Link	39
	Ukraine claims to have foiled a plot to kill Zelensky. Two Colonels in the Ukraine protection service have been arrested source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	45
	I like Big Butte and I cannot lie, you litterbug thugs aren't fly. When a girl walks by all that sh*tty little waste, all that green glass in your face? You get hung--on the wall with that stuff, doin' art instead of raisin' a huff. Make bric-a-brac source: kxlf.com \| share: Copy Link	12
(Yes chef)	Photoshop this team operating their mixer source: bulkinside.com \| share: Copy Link	10
	You can now own the sword of the man who torched Atlanta source: cleveland.com \| share: Copy Link	69
	If someone approaches you saying they work for a gum company and want you to sample new flavors, don't. Also, don't commit murder forty years ago. The second one is more important source: king5.com \| share: Copy Link	40
	Britain's Lake Windermere: Where the affluent meet the effluent source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	17
	These negotiation tactics are getting out of hand source: mlive.com \| share: Copy Link	26
	Small town West Virginia residents fighting city ordinance to beautify their town by removing all the junk cars from their front yards. Seriously - there is no joke here source: wchstv.com \| share: Copy Link	136
	US soldier looks around at the current political climate, decides the best place to spend leave time is visiting his Russian girlfriend in Russia source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	79
	Jesus didn't take the wheel, but 8th grader Acie Holland did source: cnn.com \| share: Copy Link	34
	Caption this press conference source: usatoday.com \| share: Copy Link	33
	China working hard on creating the next pandemic. Now with bleeding from every orifice goodness source: dailymail.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	63
	Why did the chickens cross the road? Fuggedaboutit source: upi.com \| share: Copy Link	21
	Intrepid Slate reporter tracks down people who leave 1-star reviews on Yelp. Guess everyone needs a hobby source: slate.com \| share: Copy Link	65
	The collapse of our timeline continues as Darth Jar Jar becomes reality source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share: Copy Link	136
	As you graduate today and head out into the World seeking your fortune, remember that drugs and Bitcoin are your future source: nbc4i.com \| share: Copy Link	32
	I guess a pink dildo is better than a limp dick source: thesmokinggun.com \| share: Copy Link	25
	Asbury Park's creepy smiling face, Tillie, may not be smiling much longer source: aol.com \| share: Copy Link	34
	Drew inconsolable source: wlky.com \| share: Copy Link	35

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